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Happy Friday everyone! Love is in the air this weekend; and in the back of a pickup; and in the bushes; and… I’ll just stop… Read More »5 Unique Activities For When The Surf Goes Flat!
Good Morning barns, and happy Monday! Oh wait.. It’s totally the afternoon, right? I have a splitting headache, and my stomach feels like I just… Read More »La Casa Del Arcoiris: A Short Road Trip To Surfer’s Paradise
In light of trying help “kooks” learn from my undeniably lame mistakes, I am going to create a small list of inappropriate actions. I really… Read More »3 Simple Ways to Rid Your Inner Kook. Accelerated Results!
“Barney Tales” has been on hiatus for the past couple of weeks, not because of a lack of cringeworthy content, but because I do not… Read More »An Adventure to the North Pole, aka Rockaway Beach!!!
Happy Friday, and welcome to the year 2021. I will not waste much time by talking about what is happening in America and why this… Read More »Surf Thoughts 2. Why Can’t I Live Under a Coconut Tree??
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What up fellow hodads?? Recently, my good friend El barney reached out to me to share my experience of chasing a dream. He found my… Read More »Quest For the West Pt. 1 – J. H.
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